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LeproCon '05

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In the traditional honor of the SantaCon events, enjoy this pre St. Paddy's celebration by donning a green hat, red beard, and some green dress and heading out to drink like it's... well... St. Patrick's Day. Its guaranteed to be a day of drinking, laughing, and kissing (and jigging?)

Date: Saturday, March 12th
Time: 12:00pm
Venue: Meet at Puck Building on Lafayette and Houston
Cost: Free

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Flux Valley High

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We've wanted to throw a prom forever but could never get off our butts and do it. Sees that Flux Factory beat us to it. Featuring "Music for Girls, White Limo, Jollyship the Whiz-bang, shake your DJs, & delicious refreshments." Looks like we will have to work on that homecoming party now.

Date: Saturday, March 12th
Time: 9:00pm
Venue: Flux Factory (click for directions)
Cost: $6 with prom attire ($8 if you are too cool to get dressed up)

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Share the Love

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Share is the closest thing we've seen to a nob twiddler's 'jam' session. Its an open mic of sorts where musicians are invited to come out, plug in their gear, and jam along with each other. We love impov and can only hope that this is an example of the beautiful connectivity of man (and man) and machine (and more machines).

Date: Sunday, March 13th
Time: 8:00pm - 4:00am
Venue: The Lucky Cat (245 Grand Street, Williamsburg)
Cost: Free

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Thrift On!

Dj Shakey's monthly clothing swap is back. Bring your old crap and get someone else's, all to the backdrop of DJ Shakey spinning second-hand records. There are raffles, contests, and comedy to boot.

Date: Monday, March 14th
Time: 9:00pm - 1:00am
Venue: Botanica Bar (47 East Houston, between Mott and Mulberry)
Cost: Free

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Raise Plow

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Finally Raise Plow gets a soap box all her own! Raise Plow hosts her own talk show to comment publicly on politics, the everyday, and ubiquitous speed. Each weekly show invites a new special guest and musical act for questions, performance, and a good game of charades. This week features guests Reverend Billy and Neil Medlyn. Each week features a new episode of, "Tyranny!" (performed with puppets). Show up early for an hour of preshow activity: Truth or Dare, Public Confessions, Group Art, etc. and free popcorn

Date: Wednesday, March 16th
Time: 8:00pm (preshow at 7:00pm)
Venue: CB's 313 Gallery (315 Bowery)
Cost: $5

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Put your Foot Down

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This is some sort of roller derby on bikes as part of "Puma Week" here in NYC. Come out and risk your life against the cities ballsier bike riders or just watch people smash into each other for fun. Winner banks $250.

Date: Thursday, March 17th
Time: 12:00pm
Venue: Union Square, North
Cost: Free

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Elephants on Parade

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In another one of those "Only in New York" events, Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus march their elephants from Long Island City to Penn Station tonight by way of the Midtown Tunnel. This tradition, born out of necessity, closes down the tunnel and vehicular traffic and is free for all. For an extra treat, try and grab the view from the less crowded Long Island City side. [image and source: Gothamist]

Date: Tuesday, March 22nd
Time: between 11:30pm - 12:30am
Venue: Midtown Tunnel
Cost: Free

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Juggle These!

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JuggleNYC, the New York organization dedicated to... well... Juggling hosts this annual festival. Expect juggling, workshops, games, shows, prizes, special guests, a raffle and more!! All events are open to the public. Admittance to the Pratt and Carmine Street gyms is free at for these events. Continues through Monday (see full schedule below the fold)

Date: Saturday, March 26th
Time: 10:00am - 7:00pm
Venue: Pratt Activities Resource Center (click for directions)
Cost: Free

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Tank Mitzvah


The Tank continues to countdown the closing of their current space with a classic Bar Mitzvah party, complete with tacky decorations, klezmer music, and dance party DJ's. Get yourself a free drink if you bring a picture of yourself at 13, or at least come out and support those who support NYC art and talent.

Date: Saturday, March 26th
Time: 9:00pm
Venue: The Tank (432 West 42nd Street)
Cost: Free

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Pantry Party

Sweet Action Magazine (porn for girls) hosts the frequent party at Opaline. Check your pants at the door (and wear fresh undies... or no undies I guess) for 2 for 1 drink specials all night. Open bar from 10-11 and again from 3-4. This party can get out of hand, especially in the wee hours during the second open bar so come prepared.

Date: Saturday, March 26th
Time: 10:00pm
Venue: Opaline (85 Avenue A)
Cost: Free

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Twelfth Night, Or What You Will: The Drinking Game

The Legitimate Theater Company presents Twelfth Night, Or What You Will: The Drinking Game. This is Shakespeare as it is meant to be: fun, fast, loose, and buzzed. Through the drinking game audiences will find themselves immediately drawn into the world of Shakespeare's classic comedy as they join the festivities. The actors will sit with, drink with, and directly engage the spectators as they perform the Bard’s tale of shipwrecked twins lost in a strange world. The play's themes of stasis confronting inevitable change, of morality colliding with hedonism, of sexuality and it's ambiguities, are delightfully underlined by this unique production. 917 856 3535 for inquiries. More on Legitimate Theatre Company after the fold. [found via NonSenseNYC]

Date: Thursday, March 31st (Continues every Thurs. and Fri. through April 15)
Time: 10:00pm
Venue: Slipper Room (167 Orchard Street at Stanton, Manhattan
Cost: $5

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Books Through Bars Bingo Night

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Books Through Bars is ABC No Rio's program to get fresh reading material to inmates. Tonight they are having a bingo fundraiser featuring DJ No Flag/Dave Powell, prizes from Babe's in Toyland, and candy Rainbo's.

Prizes include sex books and sex toys donated by Toys in Babeland, confections donated by Rainbo's (Essex Street Market), comic books and graphic novels, and more.

Date:
Friday, April 1st
Time: 8:00pm
Venue: ABC No Rio (156 Rivington Street, between Clinton and Suffolk, Manhattan)
Cost: Free to enter, $1 per bingo board

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Clown Uprising

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"April Fool's day has always been a day for mayhem and practical jokes. So don't forget your fake vomit, exploding bubble gum and pull-my-finger jokes. After much deliberation in the Clown Council, it has been concluded that the place a clown is needed the most is a Yuppie Midtown Sports Bar. So that is where we will have our uprising.

Special Note: If at anytime during the uprising, someone asks who is in charge say "the clown" and if they ask why we are there say "clowns". It is important that we be vague and smart as no permits have been acquired. So no blocking traffic or public drinking. We will strut together and if our clown-shoes are tired we can take the train, but either way I expect a royal rumpus all through the night.

Date: Friday, April 1st
Time: 8:00pm
Venue: Meet at the Carousel at Bryant Park
Cost: Free

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Spring Ahead

Just a friendly reminder to change all your clocks and watches tonight for daylight savings. For the record, I am very upset about this as I will be losing a crucial drinking hour Saturday night at 2am (technically Sunday). But you know, what's good for the gander...

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Moving Patterns

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The Austrian Cultural Forum and mica-music information center Austria proudly present moving patterns: electronic music and beyond, the third edition of a festival dedicated to the phenomenon of Vienna electronica and beyond from April 26-30, 2005, in New York City. The five-evening program is packed with concerts, DJ parties, and film screenings and will present artists from various disciplines – avant-garde, rock, pop, and electronic music.

This year's festival ranges from the presentation of perhaps the most important pioneer of Vienna electronica, Christian Fennesz , to the playful approach to retro trends supplied by Waldeck with Saint Privat and the exploration of artistic borders between music, fine art, and performing art by Thilges 3 in collaboration with the avant-garde violinist Eyvind Kang and members of iftaf - institute for transacoustic research .moving patterns is also presenting a cross-genre collaboration of the exceptional pianist Oskar Aichinger , electronic musician Stefan Nemeth (Radian), theremin-goddess Dorit Chrysler , the ironic popoganda of Gustav , and the pop cliches satirized by Binder&Krieglstein. Full info here. [found on Repellentzine]

Date: Tuesday, April 26th through April 30th
Time: 7:15pm
Venue: Austrian Cultural Forum (11 East 52nd Street)
Cost: Free

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Monkey = Fun

A Brooklyn puppet show featuring "all the news thats fit to mock." Hosts Tim Lagasse & Jim Napolitano will be filming the first episode of their new web series The Rag live tonight featuring The Elementals and a screening of Sammy & Sofa; a massive puppet film with little, tiny puppets. There will even be some crazy contraption know as the Puppetron 4200se that will "instantly transform [you] into a kick as puppet."

Date: Tuesday, May 10th
Time: 7:00pm doors, 8:00pm event
Venue: Southpaw (125 Fifth Ave, Park Slope)
Cost: Free

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Down Hill Derby

Boxcar race. Strap on your racing goggles. And get ready for a crazy race down Brooklyn's steepest hill. Build anything with three or more wheels. Everything else goes, from box cars equipped with cream pie launchers, to four wheeled extinct animals. Be creative. Trophies will be awarded to the winners of the race, the best box car, and the complete failures. Sabotage teams are more then welcomed to participate.

Date: Saturday, May 14th
Time: 3:00pm
Venue: Race starts on Columbia Heights and Cranberry and ends at Old Fulton street, Brooklyn
Cost: Free

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First Warm Night

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Its time for another hedonistic celebration of springtime. "Think: costumes and performers and sculpture made of fire, sound systems and roving bands" in an epic street party. Meet up in Manhattan and then travel as a group out to and undisclosed location in Brooklyn for an all night throwdown. Bring your imagination, good energy, and everything you need for the night. If you've got a sense of adventure, this is the place to be.

Date: Saturday, May 14th
Time: 6:27 (sharp!)
Venue: Chrystie Street and Houston Street (small park)
Cost: Free?

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Monster Parade

Come celebrate true freedom with out decade old Monster Parade [sic]. Don't have anything in the closet? Collective:Unconscious will provide you with suitable clothing. Followed by a potluck street-side bbq. On the parade route: Chinatown, the Civic Center, Tribeca, and perhaps a peek at our former Ludlow St. Facility turned Condotower.

Date: July 4th
Time: 12:00pm - 5:00pm
Venue: Meet at 279 Church Street
Cost: Free but bring cash for post parade bbq run.

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Peripheral City

The Red Dive tour guides take the group on a walking tour through the financial district of lower Manhattan, explaining points along the way, discussing the architecture, including anecdotes about folks who currently work and live in the area, and all the while a combination of three improvising musicians and a group of five dancers are using the space/acoustics/architecture of the area to give the tour-goers a real dynamic tour, including facts about where they are and movements, music, and artistsic relevance to what most people just think of as a building or a street or a sculpture. The tours are all free. Come learn about your own city while getting a much needed dose of modern dance and freeform music. Tours continue on July 14 and August 11 and 18

Date: Thursday, July 7th
Time: 12:00pm, 1:00pm, & 2:00pm
Venue: Meet at Chase Manhattan Plaza at the intersections of Liberty, William, Pine, and Nassau Streets, Manhattan
Cost: Free

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Eyewash

"Join us at 9p sharp for a demo of Edirol's CG-8 Visual Synthesizer. What is it? What can it do? We're wondering too! Edirol's own Rob Read will be answering questions about this hot new tool. And at 10p, the new storytelling: satire, beats, and visuals by Psychasthenia Society, Jon Keith Brunelle and Dan Vatsky and Mad EP. And featuring live-mix video sets by Brad Swindell, VJ Whitelite, and VJ Fluid. Music DJ Duane Reade and special guest.

The EyeWash series is a relaxed and social atmosphere where you can enjoy live-mixed video, meet VJs and video and audio artists, and see the latest in live video performance. With this new venue, the EyeWash schedule shifts to once a month. Look for upcoming events to be around the third Wednesday of every month." [swiped from Nonsense]

Date: Wednesday, July 20th
Time: 9pm - 1am
Venue: Gallery at the Gershwin Hotel (7 East 27th at 5th Ave)
Cost: Free

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Up in the Sky... its a bird... its a plane... its a Target model!

Summer means that the tourists flock to NYC in leaps and bounds and stare at whatever dumb crap goes on. Like the giant Dyson ball or a changing sign on Toys R' Us. Following in that vein, Target will rappel models in their "fall line" down the side of Rockefeller Center on a 9 story runway today. Come for the models... stay for the gawking tourists. [swiped from WhatsUpNYC]

Date: Wednesday, July 27th
Time: 12:00pm
Venue: Rockefeller Center (at 50th Street... look for tourists with their noses to the sky)
Cost: Free

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Groove Hoops

Hula-hooping isn’t just for kids anymore. Set to a soundtrack of eclectic, rhythm-driven music, Groove Hoops brings performance hula-hooping to a new level by incorporating dance and gymnastic movements. Bring the entire family to see this energetic hula hoop dance team as they perform incredible physical tricks and teach you how to hula hoop like you never thought you could!

Date: Sunday, July 31st
Time: 2:00pm - 4:00pm
Venue: Plaza at Pier I (Enter at the Hudson River at W. 68th or W. 72nd Streets)
Cost: Free

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Criscomas


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Bring shorty shorts, Crisco, and beer to this slip-and-slide on the rooftop party in deep Williamsburg. Assume that houseparty madness (and oiliness) will ensure. I'm banking on impromptu oil wrestling.

Date: Saturday, August 6th
Time: 8:00pm
Venue: The roof of 248 McKibbin between Bushwick and Humboldt, Williamsburg
Cost: Free

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Paintball by numbers

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Its an all out assault on mural painting! There will be live music, DJs, dancing, and refreshments. It all begins with a big black and white mural. From there, participants will fire the correct colored paintballs at the correct arias of the painting to create a full color reproduction. All hopes are aiming for something between a pointillist masterpiece and a chaotic disaster, changing every day as more paint layers on to the wall.

Date: Saturday, August 13th
Time: 8:00pm
Venue: Flux Factory (Long Island City, click for directions)
Cost: Free

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Midnight Ridazz

Join this rad late night ride that is totally L.A. style as we check out Gotham's most awesome superhero hideouts. Come dressed as your favorite super-hero (or super-villain) Let the street battle begin!

Date:
Saturday, August 20th
Time: 10:00 PM
Venue: In the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge.
Cost: Free

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Last Teslamania EVER!

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"See the LARGEST TESLA COIL ON THE ISLAND OF MANHATTAN. Feel amazing Electric Mayhem. Feast your eyes on lightning bolts, your ears on the sound of air molecules being zapped, Smell the fresh sent of ozone. Learn a little something about the forgotten genius Nikola Tesla. Join collective:unconscious creative directors Gecko Saccomanno and Jamie Mereness, who is also the master of the high energy physics lab at Collective: Unconscious and special guests in a tribute to Tesla.!" This is the last one of these ever so get it now while the getting is good.

Date: Friday, September 16th
Time: 8:00pm
Location: collective:unconscious (279 church)
Cost: Free

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The MP3 Experiment

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I am always excited when someone takes the initiative to create a unique experience in New York City (that's what being here is all about, right). And I am not talking about bringing a really cool dj to a really cool new bar. I am talking about you won't find anywhere else on the planet and - perhaps - something that will not happen here again for a while.

Enter Improv Everywhere; a group of individuals dedicated to bringing improptu events and performances to public spaces such as "No Pants 2K5" where everyone on the subway car was (duh?) without pants. Well, rain be damned, today is their next public extravaganza. Titled The MP3 Experiment 2.0, Improve Everywhere is inviting you to join in the fun. Here's what you need to do...

Go to the website. Download the mp3. Load it into your mp3 player of choice (if you are reading this website, you probably have an iPod but may be considering buying a nano for this special occasion because "everyone is going to have iPods." Mine's broken so I rock a CD player... sorry, I'm bitter... back to the saga). Okay, don't be lame and listen to it ahead of time. That is going to take all the fun away.

Now, Show up at Sheep Meadow and be there by 3pm. Sit on the lawn (important... bring something to sit on as it will still be soaked). There will be a guy with a siren. Once you hear the siren, get your mp3 player of choice fired up. when you here the siren again... hit play and follow the instructions. Madness is guaranteed to ensue.

Since we have been engulfed in Monsoon Manhattan for the past week, the rain date for this event is Sunday and you can check the site today as they will post a "good to go" message by 1pm. Enjoy!

Date: Saturday, October 15th
Time: 3:00pm (prompt)
Location: Sheep Meadow, Central Park (Enter the [ark at 72nd St and Central Park West. Go south. Sheep Meadow is located on the east side of the West Drive at 67th St)
Cost: Free

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Zombiecon

From the same fine people that brought you such events as Santacon and Leprocon comes Zombiecon. Don your best undead garb, practice your zombie walk, and join in the fun that involves a day of bloody mary's, zombie shopping, and tourist terrorizing. This is a participation only event as "spectators will be eaten." RSVP for full info.

Date: Saturday, October 22nd
Time: 1pm - 1am
Location: TBD
Cost: Free... RSVP for full info

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Dogs on Parade

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This kind of stuff only happens in New York.. "Times Square Alliance is proud to present the first annual Times Square Dog Day Masquerade. This special event will show off the dogs of the city (and beyond!) in costumes that evoke Times Square past and present. Dogs will compete in three categories: Historical Hounds (costumes featuring historical figures from Times Square such as the VJ Day Sailor and Nurse, Ladies of the night or a street preacher); Current Canine Characters (current characters that populate Times Square like the Naked Cowboy, tourists or New Years Eve celebrants); and Broadway Bow-Wows (Broadway diva dogs and other theatre impresarios and characters such as Billy Flynn, Phantom of the Opera, or Cats)." See site for full info.

Date: Sunday, October 23rd
Time: 1:00pm - 3:00pm
Location: Times Square Recruitment Island (44th St and Broadway)
Cost: Free

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Handheld Featuring the MP3 Experiment

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Every once in a while, NYU does something really cool. Today they are hosting Handheld, a sort of lecture/exhibition on experimental uses of handheld technology. The event will feature Haeyoung Kim (bubblyfish) who will perform 8-bit symphonies on Game Boy with visual accompanyment, c.h.i.a.k.i who will present low fi 8-bit visuals created out of Ninetendo, and Family Filter who's simpleTEXT program creates music out of audience supplied text messages.

Most important to me, as I was out of town a few weeks back, is the fact that Improv Everywhere will be on hand with another MP3 Experiment. For those of you who missed out on the rainy park fun now is your chance to get on it. So download the mp3 (no pre-listening) load it into your ipod and bring it along. All at once, we will press play and enjoy the ride... together. This will probably be the last MP3 experiment until warmer days so don't sleep.

Date: Wednesday, October 26th
Time: 7:30pm
Location: NYU, Kimmel Center (60 Washington Square South, 8th floor)
Cost: Free (please bring ID)

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The Zombie Jamboree

Any press release that comes across my virtual desk with the phrase "Come for the puppets and stay for the restoration of the Zombie Slut Princess’s rightful crown!" is okay by me. I am a little skeptical of a "free" fundraiser but who knows...

So tonight is a fundraiser at the Read for "Jack and the Beanstalk:
A new musical with puppets by Natalie Weiss." There is a sneak peak at the show (puppets!), an "ultra-competitive" zombie costume contest, art, djs, open air market, nypho kissing booth, bake sale, $3 beers, and "Hot Girls playing vibraphones and accordions." Talk about an after work extravaganza.

Date: Friday, October 28th
Time: 5:00pm, to 10:00pm
Location: Read Café (158 Bedford at North 8th, Williamsburg)
Cost: "Free for the Undead"

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All Hallows Eve - Sans Sacrifice

Um... Okay... "The folks at D&S Knitwear are crafting plans for all Hallows Eve. We're opening up all 3500 sq feet of the loft plus the roof deck for an unholy evening of drinking and debauchery. See DJ's tag teaming all night, and we're pouring Brooklyn and Sangria at the bar. We have NO COVER this time, but if liquor does you better than wine or that luscious local Brooklyn brew, feel free provide, we'll give you the ice. Costumes are strongly encouraged, since those who cannot find the spirit of this most sacred of nights, but come to drink our booze anyway, will be punished through taunting and ridicule.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to numerous complaints and a health department investigation after last year, this years ritual sacrifice has been
cancelled. Alternate refreshments will be provided.

Directions: L train to Dekalb Ave. Exit at the rear of the train. Walk one block west (towards Manhattan) down Wyckoff Ave to the corner of Hart St. across from the C Town grocery. 97 Wyckoff Ave. 2nd floor."

Date: Saturday, October 29th
Time: 9:00pm - ???
Location: 97 Wyckoff Ave, 2nd Floor
Cost: Free with RSVP?

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Graveyard Games

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Graveyard Games is my latest post related to psychogeography. Think along the veins of recent good times such as the MP3 Experiment or Zombicon. This time, its Tombstone Texas Hold 'em out in a Brooklyn Cemetary. Its a short, one hour game and you'll need to bring a flower to show that you are here to play. Check out more photos here or read the full instructions below the fold.

Date: Saturday, November 5th
Time: 2:00pm (sharp)
Location: Cypress Hills Cemetery (833 Jamaica Ave)
Cost: Free

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The Secret Life of the McCarren Pool

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As McCarren Park pool slowly reverts from graffiti outlaw sanctuary back into public use, there are only a few more chances to commodify the space in all its ghetto glory. Enjoy a radio broadcast tour of the secret insides of the pool today along with a quiet dance party b DJ Mike O'Conner to follow. Quiet dance partis are awesome because they always remind me of Liv Tyler dancing to Olympia in Stealing Beauty. I can't believe i just said that... I'm such a girl. Bring along a walkman and headphones if you have it but there may be some provided.

Date: Saturday, November 5th
Time: 3:00pm - 8:00pm
Location: McCarren Pool(Lorimer Street between Driggs and Bayard, Williamsburg)
Cost: Free

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Turkey Hunt

"ALL CITY SCAVENGER HUNT!!!!! Everyone is welcome to attend: There are several requirments for participation. Every team must have a digital camera or camera phone (you will be taking alot of pictures so come prepared) You must bring some sort of bag to carry items you have collected. Transportation is up to you. You can bring your bike, skateboard, unicycle, car, or train pass. You must have fun! No fuckin around...ACT BUCK WILD! This is a city wide scavenger hunt so plan to be moving around."

Date: Sunday, November 20th
Time: 12:00pm, Noon
Location: Meet at South end of Union Square
Cost: $5 each (come in teams of 3)

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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Get Trashed

This is generally what happens when I get a new CD... 1) Struggle to get the plastic off and open case 2) Place CD into computer, copy into itunes and then ipod 3) Add the actual CD and case into the ever growing pile in my room never to be seen again. So it seems that Global Inheritance may have found an answer to this problem with TRASHed. Recycle your trash and get trashed with half priced drinks and some free merch...

"TRASHed is on the path to cure the problem of CD jewel case dumping. Old CD jewel cases can be recycled and reused. Keep CD Jewel Cases out of landfill by visiting the TRASHed Recycling Store on December 8th at Knitting Factory. Enjoy ½ price drinks from 5-7pm! Bring your old jewel cases (with our without CDs in them) and cash them in for cool merchandise courtesy of Kid Robot, Kangol, Logitech, Loomstate, Nike, Netflix, Midway, EA, New Line + more. Individuals who bring in the most jewel cases will get the coolest stuff."

Date: Thursday, December 8th
Time: 5pm - 8pm
Venue: Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard Street
Cost: Free

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Santacon is coming to town

In the tradition of Zombicon and Lepricon, its time to don your santa suite, flask up your peppermint schnapps, and join the parade of santas as they romp, drink, and carol their way through the NYC streets. Exact details with be on the site the night before the event but you can download your carol book now and get ready.

Date: Saturday, December 10th
Time: 10:00am
Location: Park in front of the Supreme Court Building, Brooklyn
Cost: Free

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Fix the Holiday Tree

So by blood I'm Jewish, but by practice I'm more like jew-ish. My question here is, is it wrong that I love christmas trees? When I was a kid I would kvetch about it and sometimes my parents would give in and buy me a "Hanukkah bush." Now, every year my roommate and I toy with the idea of getting a tree and then we realize our delinquent cats would tear that thing apart and decide against it. So finally someone has solved all of my holiday problems. Fix, on Bedford ave. in the 'burg, is getting a holiday tree in celebration of celebration of my very favorite holiday "Christmas-Saturnalia-Kwanza-Winter Solstice-Hanukkah. Bring your own ornament or better yet come and make one. We will have the tree, lights, tinsel and supplies for making ornaments. Carafes of Egg nog, Grog, and other festive holiday drink specials." Super fun Tuesday night activity!

Date: Tuesday, December 12th
Time: 8pm
Venue: Fix, 110 Bedford at N 11th
Cost: Free

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Facial Hair Face Off

Uh, sometimes things come through to us that I need to decode in order to decipher some sort of event out of, however this one speaks for itself...

"Mustaches for Kids, New York's favorite (and quite possibly only holiday-season mustache-growing charity concludes its follicular fundraiser with the 2005 Sweetest Stache Competition. This event is the jewel in the mustache crown -- a cross between a beauty pageant, costume ball, and police line-up.

For the past four weeks, participants ("Growers") have been raising money for the Children's Hospital of New Orleans by growing sweet, sweet mustaches. They have suffered indignities, climbed whisker mountains, and resisted the temptations of the razor. On December 15, our 40-plus Growers will assemble to participate in a grueling competition, which will include the all-important Beer Foam Retention Test, the How Does It Feel? tactile challenge, and several other rounds designed to identify the one man who will proudly wear the crown and sash of the Mustache King of New York. Our Growers will be judged by their peers, using scrupulously developed criteria and
mustache expertise." [swiped from NonsenseNYC]

Date: Thursday, December 15th
Time: 8:00pm
Venue: Fontana's, 105 Eldridge between Broome and Grand
Cost: Free

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Howard Stern March

I'm not a big Howard fan as my freshman year roommate used to wake me up every day by laughing out loud to farting contests. He's a NJ state trooper now. "Howard's last day on terrestrial radio is Dec 16th. He's going to hit the streets and march up to the Sirius building. He's packing up all his crap and turning the event into a parade of wack packers and crazed fans. It will be a huge Stern Show event and you're all invited."

Date: Friday, December 16th
Time: ??? (morning)
Location: Howard Stern Building(40 West 57th St)
Cost: Free

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Corduroy Appreciation Club Meeting

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The Corduroy Appreciation Club is a club for people who... well... like corduroy. And seeing how the date 1|11 is visually similar to corduroy its a great date to have a meeting. Tonight will features a "performance from Late Night With Conan O’Brien’s very funny corduroy appreciator Brian McCann, AKA Raisin, Club Business—mission, handshakes, corduroy cocktails, Corduroy Correspondences, a (fun & fast) art historical analysis of Corduroy inspired art from a Whitney Museum guide and art historian, Corduroy Verse, Awards for Exemplary Usage of Corduroy and an open Corduroy Forum" There is a two drink minimum but how often do you come across an entire evening dedicated to corduroy. Oh, and you must wear two pieces of corduroy clothing so that means pants and... um... ur... socks?

Date: Wednesday, January 11th
Time: 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Location: The Dove Parlor (228 Thompson Street between Bleecker and West 3rd)
Cost: Free with RSVP

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The Jenny Vaudeville Show

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"The Jenny Vaudeville Show is a free audience-participation variety show of comedy, sensationalism, music, contests, and geekery featuring Zeroboy (the human sound-effects man!), Musical comedy by Rachael Parenta, Ventriloquism by Carla Rhodes, Special musical guest The Two Man Gentlemen Band, Blockhead ettiquite lessons and topless glasswalking by the beautiful and deadly Pyrate Sisters. Plus, as always. prizes for audience-participation contests in trivia, math tricks, and 'guess the author.'"

Date: Wednesday January 11th
Time: 10:00pm
Location: Pete's Candy Store (709 Lorimer St., Williamsburg)
Cost: Free

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Let's Play The Feud

I just have to start this off by saying I LOVE THIS! Last night I was having a discussion about how watching VH1 can help you win the Trival Pursuit Pop Culture edition. Now it seems just living in Williamsburg and doing "hipster" things can help you win games too. Tonight Galapagos hosts Hipster Feud, All questions will relate to Williamsburg and the audience members are the contestants. Better pick up a copy of 11211 right quick!

Date: Thursday, January 19th
Time: 11:00pm
Location: Galapagos Art Space, 70 North 6th St, W'burg
Cost: Free

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Army of Bjork

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You've seen the films, bought the albums, collected the videos, and even sat through that damn Olympic opening ceremony just to gawk at her dress. Now its time to show that you are more Bjork then your fellow fanatic. Don your best Bjork-like outfit (FreeNYC award goes to anyone who dresses like a giant bear with a bjork in their belly) and head out to this celebration of all things Bjork at Williamsburg's only watering hole dedicated to NY state-produced libations.

Date: Tuesday, January 31st
Time: 8:00pm
Location: Stain Bar (766 Grand St, Williamsburg)
Cost: Free

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Dorkbot

"People doing strange things with electricity. Come help us celebrate the Lunar New Year. Please bring refreshments to share. Featuring the lovely and talented Ge Wang: ChucK with On-the-fly Programming and the Audicle, different parts of a new programming system and paradigm for real-time audio synthesis and multimedia; Anton Perich's painting machine; and Carrie Dashow's recent works, collaborating with diverse groups of people to create enjoyable collective experiences transcending what we may expect of our interactions."

Date: Wednesday, February 1st
Time: 7:00pm
Location: 26 Greene Street, between Canal and Grand
Cost: Free

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Super Special Day

Well kids today is a very special day... Groundhog Day. Today is the day that pudgy, woodland creature pops its head out of a hole in the ground and lets me know whether I will get to snowboard for another six weeks or not. And well, given the fact that it was 60 degrees on Monday, the future of my east coast riding is looking grim.

Besides the whole rodent thing, today is also your founder-publisher-writer-designer-extraordinaire Chris' Birthday. That's right kids, 27 years ago today, Chris' Momma gave birth to this crazy middle child that we have all come to know and love. So raise your glasses (stop drinking on the job, gawd what lushes!) and wish Chris a Happy Birthday!

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Diorama Lodge

"Are you one of those people who relished those assignments in elementary school that required you to create a diorama? Do you see a shoe box as the setting for a whole new world? Do you miss the taste of paste or are you a hot shot with a glue gun? Do you save boxes of junk in case someday you might make something out it?

Join...Diorama Lodge if you have a hankering for liquor-fueled arts and crafts. [The are] are a group that sits around making dioramas and
marveling at our own creations. The theme will be announced on the night of and there will be one first prize, voted on by all the creators (and drinkers) that show up. Bring your own shoebox plus glue, found objects, foil, toothpicks, craft store doo-dads, string, cotton balls, cake toppers, general junk, and inspiration. Bring stuff for your own diorama -- but you are also strongly encouraged to bring stuff to share with the communal stew of diorama ingredients. (Note: We will be required to clean up after ourselves.)"

Date: Tuesday, February 7th
Time: 8:00pm - 10:30pm
Location: Freddy's Bar & Back Room (485 Dean Street at 6th Avenue, Brooklyn)
Cost: Free

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Empty Vessel Project Thank You Party

"The Empty Vessel Project is an action, art, and sustainability experiment. We salvaged EV, a WWII rescue boat, to create a space for re-imagining the post-industrial urban environment. We are a non-profit, volunteer-run organization and encourage participation on all levels. Come down to check out our new digs, say hi to other EV crew, enjoy spontaneous jigs and share your stories. * cheap bar, free whiskey while it lasts:

Date: Friday, February 17th
Time: 8:00pm - 11:00pm
Location: Empty Vessel (West side of 1st Street at the Gowanus Canal)
Cost: Free

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Pillow Fight!

Leave it to the people over at newmindspace to come up with this one. They have given us Capture the Flag games, SUbway Parties, and now Pillow Fights. "Feathers fly and teddies soar as you converge on Union Square for a massive urban pillow fight! Swing and whack as you evade pillow-wielding assailants on E 14th St. Bring a pillow to the square at 2 PM and wait for the signal. Pillow fight!" Now while I would prefer it be a tad bit warmer for said pillow fight, the down filled sacks will fly come rain (or snow) or shine. And the rules state "Soft pillows only! Swing lightly, many people will be swinging at once. Do not swing at people without pillows or with cameras. Remove glasses beforehand!"

Date: Saturday, February 18th
Time: 2:00pm - 3:00pm
Location: South Side of Union Square, 14th and Broadway
Cost: Free

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Diorama Lodge

noimage.jpgDate: Tuesday, March 7th
Time: 8:00pm - 10:30pm
Location: Freddy's Bar & Back Room (485 Dean Street at 6th Avenue, Brooklyn)
Cost: Free
Summary: Relive those elementary school days of glue sniffing, beer drinking, and diorama building at this obscure monthly event.

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9th Annual USA Memory Championship

Date: Saturday, March 11th
Time: 9:00am - 5:00pm
Location: Con Edison Grand Auditorium (4 Irving Place bet 14th and 15th)
Cost: Free to watch
Summary: You can't even remember if Lost is on at 8 or 9... watch these champions compete for master of the memory.

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LepreCon06

Date: Saturday, March 11th
Time: Starts at 1:00pm
Location: Tavern on the Green (Central Park West and 67th)
Cost: Free
Summary: Pre-St. Patty's pub crawl, costume style... see below for info on how to meet up half-way.

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Gameshow - Win Lose or Draw

Date: Thursday, March 16th
Time: 10:00pm
Location: Galpagos Art Space (70 North 6th between Wythe and Kent, Williamsburg)
Cost: Free
Summary: The folks who brought you Hipster Feud and $2.50 pyramid (Jesse Ballgame and Miss Lola Belle) continue their love for the Game Show Network tonight with Win, Loose, or Draw. Drink prizes to the winners.

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Nerd Nite

Date: Saturday, March 25th
Time: 7:00pm
Location: Orchid Lounge (500 East 11th bet A & B)
Cost: Free
Summary: Nerd Nite travels south of Boston for their first ever NYC evening. Intelligent speakers discuss a variety of issues from iconography in Michael Jackson videos to the parasitic stylings of Cameroon's indigo bird through a laid back, alcohol fueled evening. I am sure there will be music of some sort as well... Speaker topics after the jump.

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City Reliquary Opening

Date: Saturday, April 1st
Time: 12:00pm
Location: City Reliquary (370 Metropolitan Ave at Havemeyer, Williamsburg)
Cost: Free for memebers, 50¢ otherwise
Summary: Brooklyns finest spot for obscure NYC artifacts such as bolts from the Brooklyn Bridge and sand from Jones Beach finds itself a new homec complete with a day of celebration.

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Holy Crap, it's April Fools Day!

noimage.jpgDate: Saturday, April 1st
Time: 5:30pm
Location: Ft. Greene Park, Brooklyn
Cost: Free
Summary: Join the finest underground marching bands in New York for an evening of mayhem, pranks, and of course brass band music.

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Pervert Saloon

Date: Monday, April 3rd
Time: 8:00 pm - 10:00pm (doors open at 7:30)
Location: Galapagos Art Space, 70 North 6th St., Williamsburg
Cost: Free
Summary: A family of strangers are New York City's Sex Bloggers - online writers, telling tales of their sex lives in this City. [...]these writers' narratives have one thing in common: they are sexually explicit. You'll find stories that twist real-life narratives together [...] Their tangled tales of exploration and conquest, freedom, exhibition and love will be told aloud and in person for the first time when the bloggers show their faces and read from their work at the New York City Peverts' Saloon.

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Artists Take the Train

noimage.jpgDate: Sunday, April 9th
Time: 6:00pm
Location: A train platform on 125th St.
Cost: Free
Summary: "Everyone will meet on the back of the A train platform at 125th St. on the uptown side and we will travel to 207th and back down to Broadway Nassau making beats, rhyming, battling, collaborating, networking. We want more emcees, more beatboxers, more drummers to bang on the seats, more spoken word artists. We are also looking for b-boys and b-girls and other dancers. Unamplified Music!! There will be NO drums or kazoos or small portable amps! [via Tools of War]

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Love Ahoy

Date: Wednesday, April 9th
Time: 8:00pm
Location: Galapagos Art Space (70 N. 6th)
Cost: Free
Summary: I'm not sure whether this is a dating game or a hot dog eating contest, but either way your bound to find love. Love Ahoy is a Dating Game-style show with a Love Boat twist. Three bachelors compete to win the affections of one bachelorette. Expect cheesy stunts, musical numbers, burlesque and special guests. Additionally there will be a hot dog eating contest sponsored by competitive eater "Crazy Legs Conti" of Nathan's Famous Coney Island fame.

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Drink after Work with Drink at Work

dawp_flyeraprsm.jpgDate: Monday, April 24th
Time: 8:00pm
Location: Siberia (40th St adn 9th Ave)
Cost: Free
Summary: The humor of drinkatwork.com leave the internet for the pub tonight. Featuring Comedy and Music by:
Andres du Bouchet, The Rob and Mark Show, Susan Prekel, Chris O'Connor, Rory Albanese, Sean Crespo and Eli James.

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